First Love (2019)


director: Takashi Miike
release-year: 2019
genres: comedy, romance, thriller
countries: Japan
languages: Japanese

Takashi Miike wonders if he can remake Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels in Kabukichō, Japan. And yes, yes he can!

japan is overloaded with excess boxers

You've got the Yakuza boss, the rival Chinese gang, the Yakuza double-crosser, the Yakuza mole, the Yakuza indentured servant, the girlfriend of the Yakuza drug runner, a corrupt cop, and a terminally ill boxer running around in a frantic comedy of errors as a hastily planned drug heist goes sideways.

this boxer is too cool for school

The gang guys are tossing blame around and slicing each other's heads off with swords, the double-crosser and the cop are running around trying to cover their tracks, the boxer and the indentured servant are just constantly getting caught in the middle.

takes itself nearly as seriously as The Godfather

Two car chase scenes are 3D rendered, and look awful. One car chase scene is animated, and looks great.

cars are better when not being chased

Just your basic, light-hearted romcom where everybody gets triumphantly butchered.

the weapon selection is diverse and inclusive