Apostle (2018)

director: Gareth Evans
release-year: 2018
genres: horror
countries: UK
languages: English

A movie about a man who looks too handsome for the time and place he is in.

How do you maintain permanent stubble in 1905?

He has gone to a Welsh island to rescue his kidnapped sister from the cult leader, Aziraphale.

He just wants what's best for you.

There are some local girls around to help him and/or tempt him with subplots.

Hope they don't get violently murdered.

But it gets all cult-y.

God craves squished heads.

Oh, and there's a magical wood witch in the basement.

She doesn't do much.

Did it really need a witch?