12 Monkeys (1995)


director: Terry Gilliam
release-year: 1995
genres: scifi, thriller
countries: USA
languages: English

Terry Gilliam asks if he can remake Brazil with Bruce Willis. It's super effective! (It is, in fact, a remake of La Jetée (1962).)

a city of lost children

Brad Pitt auditions for his role in Fight Club by flicking his wrists around excitedly and flipping people off. It's super effective!

one who flew over a cuckoo nest

Madeleine Stowe falls in love with a stinky, unwashed homeless man with diagnosed psychosis and a documented history of extreme violence, mostly because he bobs his head enjoyably to What a Wonderful World.

and he looks good in a fake mustache

Everyone else is perfectly good, and Bruce Willis can carry it as the lead, but Pitt's performance entirely makes the film.

they should cast him in a film about fighting

The bad guy from season 3 of House and the good guy from every season of Law & Order: SVU (the one who looks indistinguishable from the guy in Crash) are wandering around, too.

but not flicking their wrists wildly